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Trump Redraws Thailand-Cambodia Border With Sharpie, Declares 'Problem Fixed'

Oct 29 • world

Satellite Images Confirm White House East Wing Razed for Trump's 'Yuge' Personal Ballroom

Oct 29 • politics

German Nuclear Towers Topple in Epic Demolition, Officially Deemed 'Greenest Cloud Since the Industrial Revolution'

Oct 29 • world

Louvre Heist Suspects Confess To Nicking Only The 'Mid-Tier' Jewels, Prosecutor Hints At Plot By High-End Bling Syndicate

October 29, 2025 • world

PARIS — Two suspects in the brazen Louvre jewelry heist have offered only partial confessions, admitting to pilfering the museum’s lesser-known gems while insisting a shadowy consortium of elite influencers orchestrated the theft of the crown jewels.

Social Media Fireworks Wizards Turn Diwali Lights into Literal Blind Spots for Kids

Oct 29 • world

WWI Soldiers' Messages Inspire Australia To Mandate Bottle-Post For All Official Correspondence

Oct 29 • world

Trump Seals Asia Peace Deal by Outdancing Malaysian Prime Minister in High-Stakes Limbo Contest

Oct 29 • world

Cruise Line Mourns Lost Passenger as 'Pioneering Eco-Survivor' in Barrier Reef Rebranding Push

Oct 29, 2025 • world

Ben & Jerry's Founder To Smuggle Watermelon Ice Cream Past Corporate Blockade For Palestinian Peace Deal

Oct 29, 2025 • world

Macron Announces Animated Corpse of Jacques Chirac as New PM

Macron Announces Animated Corpse of Jacques Chirac as New PM

Sep 09, 2025 • breaking

Sinn Fein Nominates Mr Tayto for President

Sinn Fein Nominates Mr Tayto for President

Sep 08, 2025 • politics

Mandelson Called Epstein 'Best Pal' In Birthday Message

Mandelson Called Epstein 'Best Pal' In Birthday Message

Sep 08, 2025 • breaking

Farage Vows To Ban Boats Smaller Than 185cm

Farage Vows To Ban Boats Smaller Than 185cm

Aug 26, 2025 • breaking

Ghislaine Maxwell 'Only Met Trump Once, Maybe Twice A Day'

Ghislaine Maxwell 'Only Met Trump Once, Maybe Twice A Day'

Aug 22, 2025 • breaking

New Israeli Defense Minister Israel Yisrael ben-Israel Israeli 'Most Israeli Person Ever'

New Israeli Defense Minister Israel Yisrael ben-Israel Israeli 'Most Israeli Person Ever'

Aug 22, 2025 • breaking

14-Year Old Prodigy Appointed Google, Meta, OpenAI, Anthropic, Apple CEO

14-Year Old Prodigy Appointed Google, Meta, OpenAI, Anthropic, Apple CEO

Aug 21, 2025 • tech

Putin-Zelenskyy Summit To Take Place At Four Seasons Landscaping

Putin-Zelenskyy Summit To Take Place At Four Seasons Landscaping

Aug 20, 2025 • breaking

Man Complaining About New Plastic Bottle Lids Doesn't Realise He Can Just Turn The Fucker Sideways

Man Complaining About New Plastic Bottle Lids Doesn't Realise He Can Just Turn The Fucker Sideways

Aug 20, 2025 • life

Edgy 18-Year Old Proudly Proclaims The Beatles Were Overrated

Edgy 18-Year Old Proudly Proclaims The Beatles Were Overrated

Aug 20, 2025 • culture

Student Who Uses Face ID For Everything Has No Idea What Their Bank Password Is

Student Who Uses Face ID For Everything Has No Idea What Their Bank Password Is

Aug 19, 2025 • life

Jeremy Clarkson Fails His A-Levels For 49th Year Running

Jeremy Clarkson Fails His A-Levels For 49th Year Running

Aug 19, 2025 • breaking

Elon Musk Debuts New 'X' Logo Where It's Just The Old Twitter Logo But Upside Down

Elon Musk Debuts New 'X' Logo Where It's Just The Old Twitter Logo But Upside Down

Aug 19, 2025 • tech

Sam Altman Announces ChatGPT-5o-o4-3-o5-mini-large-o5-5o-mini-pro-thinking-5-pro

Sam Altman Announces ChatGPT-5o-o4-3-o5-mini-large-o5-5o-mini-pro-thinking-5-pro

Aug 18, 2025 • tech

UK Government Imposes Sanctions on Inventor of Plasticine For Its Clear Reference to Palestine Action

UK Government Imposes Sanctions on Inventor of Plasticine For Its Clear Reference to Palestine Action

Aug 17, 2025 • breaking

UK Government Announces Plans To Arrest Tim Berners-Lee On Terrorism Charge

UK Government Announces Plans To Arrest Tim Berners-Lee On Terrorism Charge

Aug 17, 2025 • breaking

Man Who Said Things Can't Get Any Worse Now Legally Obligated To Run Country

Man Who Said Things Can't Get Any Worse Now Legally Obligated To Run Country

Aug 15, 2025 • breaking

British Man Who Forwarded Aunt's Facebook Post About Cabbage Charged Under Online Safety Act

British Man Who Forwarded Aunt's Facebook Post About Cabbage Charged Under Online Safety Act

Aug 15, 2025 • politics

Leaked Memo Reveals All Corporate Apology Emails Written by Single Overworked Intern

Leaked Memo Reveals All Corporate Apology Emails Written by Single Overworked Intern

Aug 14, 2025 • business

Brits Complain About the Weather a Record 78% of the year

Brits Complain About the Weather a Record 78% of the year

Aug 10, 2025 • weather

Cameroon's Eternal President Biya Triumphs Over Fleeting Concepts Like Democracy and Death

Oct 29, 2023 • world

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